Joe in 3D


I’m Joe

23, single, nerd, drug user, hopeless romantic


Jack of all trades and master of none

Currently in Boise, Idaho


Ask me about my daily struggle
Anonymous asked:
I swipe left for judgemental assholes like you.

Id swipe left for you, you’d swipe left for me, and the world would continue on as though nothing had happened.

Isn’t life amazing.

Sorry you feel offended by one person’s opinion that wasn’t even directed at you.

dutchess-gummy-blunts:

"And i tried to piece the puzzle of the universe, split an eighth of shrooms just so I could see the universe" - Kid Cudi

dutchess-gummy-blunts:

"And i tried to piece the puzzle of the universe, split an eighth of shrooms just so I could see the universe" - Kid Cudi

Anonymous asked:
What's wrong with being a nurse, animal vet or cosmologists? They help people.

Nothing in practice. Id date a animal vet or a nurse, but likely never a cosmologist just because of how superficial, uptight and high maintenance they tend to be.

We skip girls going to school for those things because 95% of the time they live at home with their parents, and they seem to never finish going to school and end up working at Starbucks. Speaking from our personal experiences.

Sure it’s presumptuous, but that’s what Tinder is right?

Tinder

My roommate loves using Tinder to meet girls, and I have to say it’s fun to judge people based on their photo choice and description with him.

"I love God and America"
Nope.

"Jesus is my best friend"
Nope. Try Christian mingle.

"Im a crazy cat lady"
Nope.

"I’m going to school for cosmology/nursing/animal vet"
You and everyone else. Nope.

"I have an X year old who…"
Just No.

"Living the YOLO life"
Yeahhhhhh no.

"Instagram: XXXXXX Twitter: XXXXXX"
NEXT

*has wedding or pregnancy pictures posted”
Nahhhhh

I may download it just to fuck with people. We have a fun time using it when drunk.

Anonymous asked:
You are cute and I love your blog! kbye

Well thanks. Id likely say the same of you if I knew who you were!

Looking to make some of that INTERNET MONEY.


Just don’t know how yet… or with who. Open to suggestions.

Anonymous asked:
are you still with your girlfriend?

Nah. We’ve parted our ways for now. It was an enjoyable year together though.